I want a human sized plush of a coelacanth

oiuuguuguugghg im starfing... i'm so hungryi 'm hungry ouguuuhghhh

DEVASTATING the lyric you've been mishearing is better than the real one

Don’t open your inventory right now your bastard sword and claymore are girlfrotting together in there. please respect their privacy

they should invent a trans girl that is. in my bed.

people not being able to finish speaking because they’re laughing at their own joke. while telling it. that’s so endearing to me. and also sexy

when you're a child and you stay up past your bedtime you get punished by your parents, when you're an adult and you stay up too late you just get punished by the ghosts and spirits and demons and such

the life of a tgirl switch is not unlike that of a wandering ronin

Taking a video of me jerking my penis but the shutter speed matches the jerking speed so it looks like im just holding it

Fucked up that we got monday tomorrow

me in the pussy if im being fully honest

when girl penids

Some really fascinating decisions in the latest Mr. Beast video:

Mr. Beast recognizes Russia’s claim to the Crimean peninsula

Mr. Beast recognizes the State of Palestine

Mr. Beast recognizes Somaliland

Mr. Beast recognizes the Taliban government of Afghanistan

Mr. Beast does NOT recognize Taiwan

Mr. Beast uses the flag of Georgia (the state) for Georgia (the country)

most politically coherent american man